Money Jokes

My Only Extravagance

"Okay," said the wife, "I'll admit I like to spend money, but it's the only extravagance I have!"

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HMO

My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination. It's a flat fee.

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Submitted BY: Wendy Liebman

Locked in the Trunk

The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.
Monday, December 7, 1992 Joe Albert Ruiz, 19, was arrested in Santa Maria in September. Police said he had broken into a car in the middle of the night and was in the trunk, disconnecting the rear speakers, when the trunk closed and locked him in. Neighbors reported strange noises, and a police officer called to the scene heard Ruiz banging on the trunk and yelling, "Let me out!" 

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