Money Jokes

Letter From The Bank

I received a letter from my bank the other day, telling me, "This is the last time we're going to spend a quarter to tell you that you have fifteen cents!"

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Inventing Wire

Q: How was wire invented?
A: Two lawyers pulling on a penny.

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Florida Orange Growers and O.J. Simpson

Q: Why did Florida orange growers offer O.J. Simpson $3 million?
A: To change his name to Apple Juice.

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