Santa's Entrance

If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him he comes in through a large hole in daddy's wallet.

Powerball

Q: What's another definition for the Powerball Lottery?
A: A tax on people who are bad at math.

Holland Visitor

A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag. "Our flag symbolizes our taxes," he said. "We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bill, and blue after we pay them." "That's the same with us," the American said, "only we see stars, too."