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A Short History of Medicine

A Short History of Medicine!
have an ear ache...
2000 B.C. - Here, eat this root.
1000 A.D. - That root is heathen. Here, say this prayer.
1850 A.D. - That prayer is superstition. Here, drink this potion.
1940 A.D. - That potion is snake oil. Here, swallow this pill.
1985 A.D. - That pill is ineffective. Here, take this antibiotic.
2000 A.D. - That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root.

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Salty Bat

Q: What sound do 16 sodium atoms make when they walk into McDonalds followed by Batman?
A: Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na BATMAN!

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Atom Fish

Q: What kind of fish is made from two sodium atoms? 
A: A 2Na

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