Jokes about Kids

Definition of Teenager

Q: What's the definition of a teenager?
A: God's punishment for enjoying sex.

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LSD Cocktail

Q: What do you get if you cross LSD with birth control?
A: A trip without the kids!

Anonymous

Eating the Cat

The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"

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