Dump Truck

A man and his son were traveling to the Costco one Saturday morning when they stopped at a corner. The little boy hearing a "Beep..Beep..Beep" and ask his dad where the sound was coming from. His dad replied that the sound was coming from a near by dump truck that was backing up - it warns people behind it to get out of the way. When they arrived at Costco the lines were long (Wuhan Virus) and they found themselves in line behind a rather large lady. All of a sudden the fat lady's phone started beeping and the little boy, with fear in his eyes said, "Look out dad she's backing up!"

A Childs' Perspective!

• A monsoon is a French gentleman.
• For asphyxiation, apply artificial respiration until the patient is dead.
• To keep milk from turning sour, keep it in the cow.
• Water vapor gets together in a big cloud. When it gets big enough to be called a drop, it does.
• Vacuums are nothings. We only mention them to let them know we know they are there.
• A vibration is a motion that cannot make up its mind which way it wants to go.
• The law of gravity says no fair jumping up without coming down.
• Rain is saved up in cloud banks.
• Someday we might discover magnets that can point in any direction.
• One of the main causes of dust is janitors.
• Blood circulates through the body by flowing down one leg and up the other.
• Genetics explains why you look like your father, and if you don't, why you should.
• There is a tremendous weight pushing down on the center of the earth because so many people are stomping around there these days.
• The word "trousers" is an uncommon noun because it is singular at the top and plural at the bottom.
• There are 26 vitamins in all, but some of the letters are yet to be discovered.
• I'm not sure how clouds are formed, but clouds know how to do it, and that's the important thing.
• The cause of perfume disappearing is evaporation. Evaporation gets blamed for a lot of things people forget to put the top on.

You Might Be A Redneck - Kool-Aid

You might be a redneck if your kids have a three-day old Kool-Aid mustache.