Jokes about Kids

Baking

A little boy caught his mom and dad having sex. After, he asked, "What were you and daddy doing?" The mom said, "We were baking a cake." A few days later, the little boy asked his mom, "Were you and daddy baking a cake?" She said yes, and asked him how he knew. He answered, "Because I licked the frosting off the couch."

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Definition of Teenager

Q: What's the definition of a teenager?
A: God's punishment for enjoying sex.

Anonymous

LSD Cocktail

Q: What do you get if you cross LSD with birth control?
A: A trip without the kids!

Anonymous
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