Jokes about Families

Inlaws vs. Outlaws

Q: What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws?
A: Outlaws are wanted! (or You can shoot outlaws!)

Categories: Jokes about Families (Mother-in-Law Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father-in-Law Jokes) , Riddles
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Shagging Twins

My friend told me he was shagging his girlfriend's twin.
I said: "You lucky thing! But how do you tell them apart?"
"Oh that's easy," he said, "Her brother has a mustache."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Sister Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Brother Jokes)
Anonymous

Irish Tradition

I was reading an article last night about fathers and sons, and memories came flooding back of the time I took my son out for his first pint.
Off we went to our local pub which is only two blocks from the house. I got him a Guinness. He didn't like it, so I drank it. Then I got him a Stroh’s, he didn't like that either, so I drank it. It was the same with the Molson's and the Labatt's.
I thought maybe he'd like whiskey better than beer so we tried a Jameson's, nope! By the time I realized he just didn't like to drink I was so fookin' shit-faced I could hardly push the stroller back home!

Categories: Holiday Jokes (St. Patrick's Day Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes)
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