Jokes about Families

Spelling Test Mistakes

One of the women with whom I work, Donna, has a son in third grade. Part of his daily homework is to practice his spelling for his weekly tests. So, together, Donna and her son go over the words for the test, both meaning and spelling of the words. A few weeks ago, her son brought home his test. He scored 97%, missing only one word. The word was "clock." Part of the test was to use each spelling list word in a sentence. His sentence? "My dad gave my mom a clock for her birthday" -- only it seems he'd accidentally omitted the letter "L." Donna said there was no comment on the test, just the biggest check mark she had ever seen.

Categories: Jokes about Kids (School Kids Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Jokes about Families
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Female Vampires

Q: What did the mother vampire say to her daughter when she picked up a tampon?
A: "Honey, no in-between meal snacks!"

Categories: Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Gross Jokes , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Menstruation / PMS Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous

Ash Wednesday

The night of Ash Wednesday we had a dinner, followed by worship. During the dinner, a young mother came to me and said she overheard two 3rd graders talking earlier that day in school. The little girl asked the boy what that smudge was on his forehead. He replied, "Its Ash Wednesday." 
"What's Ash Wednesday?" She asked. 
"Oh, its when Christians begin their diet," he replied

Categories: Jokes about Kids , Appearance Jokes (Fat Jokes) , Religion Jokes (Catholic Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes)
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