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Spaghetti
Mommy, Mommy! I hate spaghetti!
Shut up or I'll pull the veins out of your other arm.
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What Is A Vampire
Mommy, Mommy! What's a vampire?
Shut up and eat your soup before it clots.
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Good, Bad, Worse
Good: Your children are sexually active.
Bad: With each other.
Worse: And your wife.
Good: Hot outdoor sex.
Bad: Getting arrested.
Worse: By your husband.
Good: The teacher likes your son.
Bad: Sexually.
Worse: The teacher is a he.
Good: You go home for a quickie.
Bad: You get caught by your wife
Worse: You're with her sister.
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