Push Him Aside

Mommy, Mommy! I hate daddy's guts.
Well, just leave them on the side of the plate.

Dropping a Bomb

A dentist, a nurse, and an army general are flying. The dentist decides to drop a tooth brush out of the plane. The nurse drops down a medical kit and the army general drops a bomb. They land the airplane and see what happened... First they found a guy looking for his false teeth. Next they found a guy bandaging his wounds. Lastly they found a young boy laughing his head off. They asked him what happened and he said, "My grandfather farted and blew up his house."

Maybe Later

A young couple bring their new baby home and the wife suggests that her husband try his hand at changing a diaper. “I’m busy,” he says. “I’ll do the next one.” Next time the baby’s diaper needs changing she asks him again. The husband says, “I didn’t mean the next diaper. I meant the next baby.”