Jokes about Families

Tired of Walking

Q: What did the dad say when his son said, ''Dad I'm tired of walking in circles?
A: ''Shut up kid or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

Anonymous

Maternity Ward

A Baptist, a Catholic, and a Mormon are in the maternity ward. The Baptist says, “One more son and I have a basketball team.”
The Catholic says, “That’s nothing, one more kid and I have a baseball team.”
The Mormon guy says, “That’s nothing, one more wife and I have a golf course.”

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Submitted BY: Anonymous

Cannibal in the Jungle

Did you hear the one about the cannibal who passed his brother in the jungle the other day?

Anonymous
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