Mother-in-Law's Funeral

A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law. As he began to cry, his wife punched him and said, "Why are you crying, you never liked my mother anyway."   "I know", he replied, "I thought I saw her move!".

The Freaky Thing.

Every once in a awhile, this couple would tell their 2 children, Scott (the older one) and Andrew that they were going to go upstairs for a bit (to do their little freaky thing). One day Scott got curious to what they were doing up there, so the next time they said that they were going to go upstairs he very cautiously followed them. He peeked in through the crack in the door and whispered, "Hey Andrew, come look at this. Guess what the woman who told us never to suck our thumbs is sucking?!"

Looking Forward

If you die and get cremated, you can be put into an hourglass and still be included in family game night