Jokes about Families

First Child

A guy calls the hospital. He says, "You gotta send help! My wife's going into labor!" The nurse says, "Calm down. Is this her first child?" He says, "No! This is her husband!"

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Brother's Help

Q: Why can't a woman ask her brother for help?
A: Because he can't be a brother and assist her too.

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A Day In The Life of Two Trees

Tree 1: "Hey look, Mother Nature's coming!"
Tree 2: "Look busy."

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