Jokes about Families

Father to Blonde Daughter

Q: What did the father say to his blonde daughter?
A: ''If you're not in bed by 11, come home.''

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Slutty Blonde) , Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous

Possum

A little girl walks into the bathroom and sees her older sister just come out of the shower. The young girl looks at her sisters pussy and asks, "What's that?" Her sister replies, "That is my possum, sis!" The young girl replies, "Oh, Okay." The next day she sees her mother get out of the shower and a pointing at her pussy again asks, "What's that?" Her mother replies, "That's my possum!" The young girl again replies "Oh, Okay." The next day she sees her grandmother getting out of the shower and once again pointing at her pussy asks, "What's that?" The grandmother replies "That's my possum!" The young girl replies "Oh, grandmother, is your possum dead?" The grandmother, looking a little dazzled replies "No, deary, why do you ask?" The young girl replies "Oh, its just that your possums tongue is sticking out!"

Categories: Jokes about Families (Grandmother Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Sister Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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Anonymous

Job Interview

"Name?"
"JJoon Sttutuartt"
"Again please"
"JJoon Sttutuartt"
"Sir, are you a stutterer?"
"No, my father stuttered, and the civil servant was an asshole"

Categories: Disability Jokes , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes)
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