Wise Lady

My grandma always told me "Never share needles"
She was very possessive when it came to knitting

Looking Forward

If you die and get cremated, you can be put into an hourglass and still be included in family game night

How did I get here?

A little girl asked her mother how she got here. Her mother, misty-eyed, smiled and replied, “Once upon a time your daddy and I decided to plant a wonderful little seed. Daddy put it in the earth, and I took care of it every single day. The little seed grew more and more leaves, and in a few months it turned into a beautiful healthy plant. So we took the plant, dried it, smoked it, and got so high that we fucked without a condom.”