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Irish Wish

An Irishman is sitting at the end of a bar. He sees a lamp at the end of the table. He walks down to it and rubs it, and out pops a genie. It says, "I will give you three wishes."
The Irishman thinks awhile, finally he says, "I want a beer that never is empty." With that, the genie makes a poof sound and on the bar is a bottle of beer. The Irishman starts drinking it and right before it is gone, it starts to refill. The genie asks about his next two wishes. The Irishman says, "I want two more of these."

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Alcohol Jokes (Beer Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Walks Into a Bar) , Genie Jokes , Holiday Jokes (St. Patrick's Day Jokes)
Featured on: 3-18-2022
Anonymous

St. Patrick's Day

Q: What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?
A: On St. Patrick's Day everyone wishes they were Irish.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes) , Holiday Jokes (St. Patrick's Day Jokes) , Racist Jokes (Black Jokes)
Featured on: 3-17-2022
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Anonymous

Irish Pick-up Line

You must be from Ireland ... because my baloney pony is Dublin every time I think about you!

Categories: One-Liner Jokes , Holiday Jokes (St. Patrick's Day Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Word Play Jokes , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Pickup Lines (Guy to Girl)
Featured on: 3-16-2022
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