Apple iBoob

After introducing the iPhone 13, Apple surprised the audience with 'one more thing.' Apple is introducing a new line of digital implants for adults. Shipping in the spring of 2022, the Apple iBoob is a breast enhancement device that can store and play music. Sold in pairs, the new Apple iBoobs will cost from $999 to $1399 depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

No Coffee

My dad once told me that if a woman offers you coffee, she means sex.
Now i'm banned from Starbucks.

Small Storage Debate

Does midget porn take up less space on your smartphone?
Asking for a friend...