Previous Joke of the Day Jokes

In our quest to bring laughter to the world and get you through the day, our expert humorists select a great joke of the day. Our most recent selections are archived for you here. Want them delivered straight to your e-mail each morning, just register and opt-in to our daily or weekly jokes.

Wheelchair Nun

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
A: Virgin Mobile!!

Categories: Religion Jokes (Catholic Jokes) , Technology Jokes (Smartphone Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
Featured on: 3-22-2022
Written By: funnyhunny

Apple iBoob

After introducing the iPhone 13, Apple surprised the audience with 'one more thing.' Apple is introducing a new line of digital implants for adults. Shipping in the spring of 2022, the Apple iBoob is a breast enhancement device that can store and play music. Sold in pairs, the new Apple iBoobs will cost from $999 to $1399 depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

Categories: Technology Jokes (Smartphone Jokes) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Appearance Jokes (Boob Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (About Women)
Featured on: 3-21-2022
Anonymous

No Coffee

My dad once told me that if a woman offers you coffee, she means sex.
Now i'm banned from Starbucks.

Categories: Word Play Jokes , One-Liner Jokes , Sexist Jokes (About Women)
Featured on: 3-20-2022
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Written By: KielPhillips
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