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Biology Lab

A group of students had a biology lab. As a part of this lab they were supposed to scrape some bacteria off their teeth with a toothpick and then examine it under the microscope. But this one girl had some problems identifying her bacteria and asked the professor what they were. "Those are sperm cells."

Featured on: 3-14-2022
Anonymous

Hawking Blue Screen

Q: What did Stephen Hawking say after his computer crashed?
A: Nothing.

Featured on: 3-13-2022
Anonymous

Glowing

I bought one of those glow in the dark condoms.
You should have seen her face light up.

Featured on: 3-11-2022
Anonymous
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