Holiday Jokes - Thanksgiving Jokes

Singing Turkey

Q: What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?
A: God save the kin.

Anonymous

Black Friday Jungle

Q: What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a crowd of shoppers on Black Friday?
A: You gotta Mufasa
 

Anonymous

Knock Knock - Arthur

Knock knock
Who's there?
Arthur
Arthur who?
Arthur any Thanksgiving leftovers?

Anonymous
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