Holiday Jokes - Thanksgiving Jokes

Singing Turkey

Q: What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?
A: God save the kin.

Anonymous

Black Friday Jungle

Q: What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a crowd of shoppers on Black Friday?
A: You gotta Mufasa
 

Anonymous

Happy Thanksgiving

One Thanksgiving a friend and I were walking down a main street in Albany when a man comes up to me and gives me a turkey and says, "Happy Thanksgiving!" Without hesitation my friend knocks him out. I asked my friend why he punched the nice man. My friend said, "He gave you the bird!"

Anonymous
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