Holiday Jokes - Thanksgiving Jokes

What to Wear

Q: What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
A: A har-vest!

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Holiday Tattoo

A girl gets a tattoo of Santa Claus on one thigh and a turkey on the other. She wants to show that there is something good to eat in between Thanksgiving and Christmas.

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Thanksgiving Stopping

You'll be so fat after Thanksgiving the only thing stopping you from going to the gym is the doorframe.

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