Holiday Jokes - Thanksgiving Jokes

Chicken Cross the Road

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to Thanksgiving dinner.

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Submitted BY: kbrandow

Feathers

Q: Which side of a turkey has the most feathers?
A: The outside.

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Anonymous

For The Holidays

Let's name your legs. The right one is Thanksgiving and the left one is Christmas. Can I come between the holidays?

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