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Holiday Jokes - Halloween Jokes
Blonde Lantern
Q: What do blondes and Jack-O-Lanterns have in common?
A: Both have blank expressions and are hollow inside.
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Zombie Couture
Q: What kind of clothes do Zombies wear?
A: Decay NY.
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Halloween Handouts
The Top 10 Least Popular Halloween Handouts
- Spinach flavored Rice Cakes.
- Teeth removing Taffy
- Metamucil in a straw
- Ex-Lax Brownies
- Caramel Covered Zucchini
- Colored Crisco on a Stick
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- Anything that ticks!
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