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Holiday Jokes - Halloween Jokes
Autobiography
I've heard a witch is writing a tell all book about her life.
Warts and all.
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Written By: KielPhillips
Trick Or Treat
Q: Why can't Indian kids trick or treat?
A: Because they don't have anyone to curry their candy bags.
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Anonymous
Mary the Pirate
Once when Mary was young her school had a Halloween party for them. Mary decided to go as a pirate. After she donned her costume, she went into the family room to show her family. They were impressed. Mom said, "You look terrific, Mary! You have your sabre and your parrot on your shoulder and look! You even have a neat sack to carry your booty. But where are your buccaneers?" Mary replied, "My buccaneers are under my buccan hat!"
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