Holiday Jokes - Halloween Jokes

Halloween Handouts

The Top 10 Least Popular Halloween Handouts

  • Spinach flavored Rice Cakes.
  • Teeth removing Taffy
  • Metamucil in a straw
  • Ex-Lax Brownies
  • Caramel Covered Zucchini
  • Colored Crisco on a Stick
  • Hot steaming bowl of pumpkin guts
  • Chocolate Covered Prunes
  • A Handful of Red Man
  • Anything that ticks!

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Autobiography

I've heard a witch is writing a tell all book about her life.
Warts and all.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Trick Or Treat

Q: Why can't Indian kids trick or treat?
A: Because they don't have anyone to curry their candy bags.

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