Holiday Jokes - Halloween Jokes

Obama On Halloween

Q: Why did Obama dress as a ghost for Halloween? 
A: He wanted to see what it was like to be white for a day!

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Knock, Knock, Knock

It's the day after Halloween and these kids are still knocking on my door.
When are they going to learn that they're not getting out of the basement?

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Written By: KielPhillips

Skeleton Dinner

Q: What do Skeletons say before eating?
A: Bone Appetite.

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