Mary the Pirate

Once when Mary was young her school had a Halloween party for them.  Mary decided to go as a pirate.  After she donned her costume, she went into the family room to show her family.  They were impressed.  Mom said,  "You look terrific, Mary!  You have your sabre and your parrot on your shoulder and look!  You even have a neat sack to carry your booty.  But where are your buccaneers?"  Mary replied, "My buccaneers are under my buccan hat!"

Tortoise Costume

A man goes to a costume party with a woman draped over his shoulders and says he’s come as a tortoise. “Who’s that on your back?” asks the host. “That?” he says, “That’s Michelle.”

Monsterbate

Q: What do people do for fun on Halloween?
A: They monsterbate