Holiday Jokes - Halloween Jokes

You're Late

Q: Why was the witch late for the party?
A: She'd lost her witch-watch!

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Weather Man

Q: How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
A: He could feel it in his bones!

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Witch Panties

Q: Why don't witches wear panties?
A: So they can get a better grip on the broom.

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