Holiday Jokes - Halloween Jokes

Weather Man

Q: How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
A: He could feel it in his bones!

Anonymous

Boo Babies

Q: Why couldn't the boy ghost get the girl ghost pregnant?
A: Because he had a hallow-weenie.

Anonymous

Coming Out Alive

Q: Who went into a witches den and came out alive?
A: The witch!

Anonymous
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