Holiday Jokes - Halloween Jokes

Mistaken Identity

Went to a fancy dress party and everyone was dressed as either a nurse, a doctor or Freddy Krueger. When I made a comment on how unimaginative they all were, I was called "insensitive" and told to leave the hospital burns unit.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Zombie Aquatics

Q: Where do zombies go swimming?
A: The dead sea.

Anonymous

Vampire Rap

What did the street gang member say to Dracula about his attempt at rapping?
"You suck, blood"

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Written By: KielPhillips
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