Holiday Jokes - Halloween Jokes

Vampire Rap

What did the street gang member say to Dracula about his attempt at rapping?
"You suck, blood"

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Written By: KielPhillips

Vegan Zombies

Q: What does a vegan zombie eat? 
A: Graaaiiiiinnnssss.

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Quick Witted Werewolves

Q: Why are werewolves thought of as quick witted?
A: Because they always give snappy answers!

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