Holiday Jokes - Halloween Jokes

Vampire Affliction

Q: How can you tell when a vampire is sick? 
A: By his coffin!

Anonymous

Spook Time

Q: How does a witch tell time?
A: She looks at her witch watch.

Anonymous

Ghost Out

Q: What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
A: He is mist.

Anonymous
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