Holiday Jokes - Halloween Jokes

Waisting Away

Q: Why don't skeletons fight each other?
A: They don't have the guts.

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Graveyard Hair Salon

Q: What was the name of the hair salon next to the graveyard?
A: "Curl Up and Dye."

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Skeleton Burp

Q: Why did the skeleton burp?
A: Because it didn't have the guts to fart.

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