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Wear Green
Q: Why do you wear green on St. Patrick's Day?
A: So you can have lucky pants.
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St. Patrick's Day Parade
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick's Day Parade, when one of them drops his lit cigarette into a damp mattress that's been left out on the sidewalk. The mattress starts to smoulder just as the blue-hair brigade, the Ladies' Auxiliary, is passing by. Hoffman takes a whiff, turns to Puscas, and says, "Man... you think maybe they're marching these ladies too fast?"
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Lawyer's Birthday Gift
Q: What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
A: Briefs!!
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