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Expensive Birthday
A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her 40th birthday. He says, "So what would you like, Julie? A Jaguar? A sable coat? A diamond necklace?" She says, "Bernie, I want a divorce." He says, "I wasn't planning on spending that much."
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Q: What does a vampire fear most?
A: Tooth decay.
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Valentine's Day
Q: If fathers have Father's Day, and mothers have Mother's Day, and couples have Valentine's day what do single guys have?
A: Palm Sunday.
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