Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Knock, Knock, Knock

It's the day after Halloween and these kids are still knocking on my door.
When are they going to learn that they're not getting out of the basement?

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Cyrus Thanksgiving

Q: What did Miley Cyrus eat on Thanksgiving?
A: TWERKY

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Dracula K9

Q: What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A: A bloodhound!

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