Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Clapping at Christmas

Q:  What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?
A:  Santapplause!

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Knock Knock - Arthur

Knock knock
Who's there?
Arthur
Arthur who?
Arthur any Thanksgiving leftovers?

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Witch Hair

Q: What do witches put on their hair?
A: Scare spray.

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