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USPS Christmas
Mail your packages early so that the post office can lose them in time for Christmas!
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Submitted BY: Johnny Carson
Vampire Fang
Q: What is as sharp as a vampires fang?
A: His other fang.
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Why Santa Has No Kids
Q: Why doesn't Santa have any children?
A: Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down the chimney.
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