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Osama Bin Laden - Halloween
Q: What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween?
A: Dead.
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Special Summer Sale
A department store had to call off its special summer sale in August because of a conflict -- its Christmas sale was beginning two days later.
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Leper's Valentine
Q: How can you tell if a Valentine card is from a leper?
A: The tongue's still in the envelope.
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