Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Farmer Love

Q: What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?
A: Hog and kisses!

Anonymous

Family Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday.  People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often.

Submitted BY: Jonny Carson

USPS Christmas

Mail your packages early so that the post office can lose them in time for Christmas!

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Submitted BY: Johnny Carson
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