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Clapping at Christmas
Q: What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?
A: Santapplause!
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Zombie Apocalypse
Q: What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?
A: Hope it's Halloween.
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Candy Love
Q: What did the boy candy say to the girl candy?
A: It’s Valentine’s Day and we’re mint for each other.
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