Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Candy Love

Q: What did the boy candy say to the girl candy?
A: It’s Valentine’s Day and we’re mint for each other.

Anonymous

Frugal Lover

Q: What's the best part about Valentines Day?
A: The day after when all the chocolate goes on sale.

Anonymous

No Ghost

People say my house is haunted, but I haven't seen a single ghost in the 900 years I've lived here.

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