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Knock-Knock America
Q: Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about America?
A: Because Freedom RINGS
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Mama About Christmas
My mama was so cheap, she waited 'til after Christmas. 'Baby, Santa Claus missed our house. I called him, and he coming back tomorrow.' She was waiting for the stuff to go on sale.
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Tortoise Costume
A man goes to a costume party with a woman draped over his shoulders and says he’s come as a tortoise. “Who’s that on your back?” asks the host. “That?” he says, “That’s Michelle.”
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