Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Tortoise Costume

A man goes to a costume party with a woman draped over his shoulders and says he’s come as a tortoise. “Who’s that on your back?” asks the host. “That?” he says, “That’s Michelle.”

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Monsterbate

Q: What do people do for fun on Halloween?
A: They monsterbate

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Holloween

Q: Why can't a ghost have sex??
A: Because he has a hollow weenie!

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