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Valentine Flowers
My dissapointed wife called me from her work phone the day after Valentine's Day. She said, "Three of the girls in the office received flowers yesterday. They are absolutely gorgeous."
I said, "Well that's probably why they received flowers then."
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Knock Knock - Twig
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Twig!
Twig who?
Twig or tweat!
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Vampire Diet
Q: What does a vampire drink while on a diet?
A: Blood Light.
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