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Christmas Gifting
My wife asked me to get her "bath stuff" for Christmas.
I sure hope she likes her new toaster.
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New Year's Warning
Q: What happens if you drink so much that you lose your glasses?
A: The rest of the night will be a blur.
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2020 Halloween Plans?
Anyone else feel like Halloween is unnecessary this year? I've been wearing a mask and eating candy for seven months now, I don't think I need a day dedicated to it anymore....
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Submitted BY: MEG