Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Graveyard Noise

Q: Why are graveyards so noisy?
A: Because of all the coffin!

Anonymous

2020 Halloween Plans?

Anyone else feel like Halloween is unnecessary this year? I've been wearing a mask and eating candy for seven months now, I don't think I need a day dedicated to it anymore....

Submitted BY: MEG

Ghost Cross

Q: Why did the ghost cross the road?
A: To come back from the other side.

Submitted BY: Jankyn
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