Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Thanksgiving Tip

Never eat food offered by an adorable toddler relative.
It might look like a cookie, but it's actually the flu.

Submitted BY: MEG

Witch Ache

Q: Why do witches have stiff joints?
A: They get broomatism!

Anonymous

Secret Santa

My family has an annual Secret Santa tradition where my relatives try to guess which of my kids gave everybody a respiratory virus.

Submitted BY: MEG
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