Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Monster Valentine's Gift

Boy Monster: Did you get the big red heart I sent you for Valentine's?
Girl Monster: Yes, I did. Thank you.
Boy Monster: Is it still beating?

Anonymous

Irish Snakes

Q: Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
A: He couldn't afford plane fare.

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2020 Halloween Plans?

Anyone else feel like Halloween is unnecessary this year? I've been wearing a mask and eating candy for seven months now, I don't think I need a day dedicated to it anymore....

Submitted BY: MEG
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