Ghost Food

Q: Why do ghosts love healthy food?
A: Because it’s supernatural

Economist Valentines

Top economist Valentine's Day cards
4. You raise my interest rate thirty basis points without a corresponding dropoff in consumer enthusiasm.
3. Let's raise housing starts together.
2. You stoke the animal spirits of my market.
1. Despite your decade of inflation, I still love you.

Jews and Santa

Q: What's the difference between Santa and a Jew?
A: Santa goes down the chimney.