Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Jodi's Purse

A drunk guy calls a radio station on Christmas day and asks for the DJ. He tells him that he found a purse outside the mall. It has $1500 in cash, a couple of credit cards, an iPhone 13 pro, and a driver's license with Jodi's name on it."
The DJ replied, "Wow, sort of a Christmas miracle. Do you need my help contacting her so that you can return the purse?"
"No. I just wanted to request a sad song for Jodi."

Anonymous

No Ho Ho

Want to save money this Christmas and need an excuse for the kids?  Just tell them that Santa had a fever and didn't make it through the pandemic.

Submitted BY: MEG

Witch Over Mountain

Q: Why did the witch go over the mountain?
A: Because she couldn't go under it!

Anonymous
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