Holiday Jokes

HUGE Collection of Holiday Jokes! ROFL with April Fool's Day, Halloween, St. Patrick's Day, Christmas, Easter, more. Crack yourself up with funny holiday jokes.

Best Costume

Q: Why was the little boy unhappy to win first prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?
A: Because he just came to pick up his sister!

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Firecracker Dance

Q: What was the most popular dance in 1776?
A: 'Indepen-dance'.
 

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For The Holidays

Let's name your legs. The right one is Thanksgiving and the left one is Christmas. Can I come between the holidays?

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