Gross Jokes

Where's the Beef

Q: What does a cannibal have in his freezer?
A: A pound of ground chuck.

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Zombie Booty Call - Rags

Nice rags. I love how they cling to what's left of your festering carcass.

Anonymous

Hemorrhoid Bath

My oldest daughter went to the doctor because she had hemorrhoids. She came home and followed his orders. Later that day I asked her what that smell was and she said, "The doctor told me to take a sh*t bath." I said, "Girl it's a sitzs bath!"

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