Gross Jokes

Yo Mama - Hairy Knees

Yo mama so hairy, her knees have bangs.

Anonymous

Hemorrhoids

Q: "How are your hemorrhoids?"
A: "Swell."

Anonymous

Lick That

Tommy, Johnny and Harry were standing around bullshitting about how tough their fathers were.
"My dad went 12 rounds with Mike Tyson. Lick that!" said young Harry.
"Well, my dad did two tours of Vietnam and killed 19 men... so lick that!" Tommy said.
"That's nothing!" declared little Johnny. "My dad hasn't wiped his ass in 10 years... so lick that!"

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