Two Male Flies

Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for good looking females. One spots a real cutie sitting on a pile of cow shit and dives down toward her. "Pardon me" he asks, turning on his best charm,"...but is this stool taken?"

Mix Beans and Onions

Q: What do you get when you mix beans and onions?
A: Tear gas.

Toilet Brushes

While grocery shopping, a single man comes across toilet brushes. "Wow! What a great idea," he thinks to himself and buys three of them. Two weeks later, however, he goes back to using toilet paper.