Piece of Ass

You are so ugly, the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper.

Cannibal Friends

Q: What did the cannibal make of her new friend?
A: A hotpot!

Smart Pills

One day a boy and his father were walking through the woods when the son spotted some rabbit droppings. The boy asked hid dad, ''What are these Pop?''
''They're smart pills son,'' said his father. ''Eat them and they'll make you smarter."
So he ate them and said, ''Yuck...these taste like poop!'
'''See,'' said his father, ''you're already getting smarter!''