Gross Jokes

Kleenex anyone?

Q: What do you find up a clean nose?
A: Fingerprints

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Cannibals Feasting

Two cannibals just got their hands on a corpse. One says to the other, "I'll start at the head, you start at the feet." They start to eat, and after awhile the one at the head yells to the other one, "Hey, how's it going?" The other replies, "I'm having a ball!" Getting mad, the one at the head yells, "Dammit, slow down, you're eating too fast!"

Anonymous

Piece of Ass

You are so ugly, the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper.

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