Mix Beans and Onions

Q: What do you get when you mix beans and onions?
A: Tear gas.

Toilet Brushes

While grocery shopping, a single man comes across toilet brushes. "Wow! What a great idea," he thinks to himself and buys three of them. Two weeks later, however, he goes back to using toilet paper.

Don't Pee Into The Pool

The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool. "Everyone knows," the mother lectured him, "that from time to time, young children will urinate in a pool!" "Oh really?" said the lifeguard, "from the diving board?!"