Puerto Ricans

Q: What's the difference between a pizza pie and a Puerto Rican?
A: A pizza pie can feed a family of eight.

Priorities

Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one is blind and the other appears normal. A couple of minutes later, God walks in to get a beer. He sees the guys and decides to have compassion on them. He touches the blind guy on the forehead, and his sight is restored. He touches the man in the wheelchair and the guy jumps up and walks away. He walks to the last guy and the guy yells, 'Whoa, God! I'm on workman's comp!'

Yo Mama - Spalding

Yo mama got passed around so many times by black guys, that they started calling her Spalding.