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Rooster Crossing
Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?
A: Because the chicken was on vacation!
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A Day Off
Q: What do you get when you cross Iron Man and Matthew Broderick?
A: Ferrous Bueller
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Michael Jackson's Legos
Have you heard? Michael Jackson’s last wish was that his body be turned into Legos. So little kids can play with him. It turns out this wish hasn’t been difficult to implement, as his body was already 99% plastic.
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