Mime Unrest

My uncle was thrown out of a mime show for having a seizure – they thought he was heckling.

Ceiling Darts

Q: Why shouldn't you install dart boards on the ceiling?
A: All your players will end up throwing up.

Need to Stop Meeting Like This

One of the most awkward things that can happen in a bar is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronized with a complete stranger.