Funny Thoughts

A Day Off

Q: What do you get when you cross Iron Man and Matthew Broderick?
A: Ferrous Bueller

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Michael Jackson's Legos

Have you heard? Michael Jackson’s last wish was that his body be turned into Legos. So little kids can play with him. It turns out this wish hasn’t been difficult to implement, as his body was already 99% plastic.

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Black Friday Jungle

Q: What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a crowd of shoppers on Black Friday?
A: You gotta Mufasa
 

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